Based entirely on my personality (so if you've met me before, block what I really look like out of your mind), hunt down a picture of somebody (actor, politicians, religious nut, artist, etc.) who could play me in a movie or something. Reply here with the picture or link.
Oh, either male or female is fine.
Personally, I think I could be played by an ostrich, especially if said ostrich got a dye job and wore rhinestones.