I feel really depressed and overwhelmed. I don't know where to start with the 150 emails and clients and picking up and phone calls. Also discovered I missed paying my credit card bill 'cause it was due Tuesday and I was a bit pre-occupied. Guinea pigs have made their cage super stinky as well. Shit.
If there's anybody out there who could help me troubleshoot a Perl program I'm trying to set up................. PLEASE help me! I've been stuck with this stupid 500 error on and on and on, no matter what I do. I just started over from scratch and even went and changed a bunch of variables using a "diagose" script on my server, but I can't get beyond the error. I'm totally exhausted and hysterical, but the client wants this thing done NOW :( There's a for-pay intallation service I can get for this, but it's $50 and might not be done by today. I hate paying for install when I can normally do things myself.
No idea how anyone even COULD help me with this but crap, I feel the need to plead. I'm SO angry I can't install this thing.
Well, found out why my script doesn't work: Earthlink has such an old version of Perl that the script can't run. So even if I pay for support, it won't work. My solution? I'm going to install it on my own account. Shouldn't matter to the client, though I'll test that theory out. At least now I'm reasonably sure it wasn't ME preventing this from working!
Installed script on my own account. Took 10 minutes to set up, now it's done and running. *hits head on desk* There goes like 5 hours of effort I made in vain.