December 9th, 2005

ice cream

15 Things You Will NEVER Hear Me Say

Thought of this today:

15 Things You Will NEVER Hear Me Say

1. "Does my butt look big in this?"
2. "Pass the pork rinds."
3. "This Cat 5 is going to such a fun ride!"
4. "Gotta get gas; my 22-gallon tank is empty."
5. "I'd go, but I have to take the triplets to the pediatrician."
6. "You are my favorite president, Mr. Bush!"
7. "I'm thinking of knitting a sweater for my hairless rat.:
8. "Ugh, everything in this store is too big for me!"
9. "I'm so psyched for my Caribbean cruise! Love Boat here I come!"
10. "Hey, do you know a good tanning salon?"
11. "I remember the day I found my personal savior in Jesus Christ."
12. "Gotta check UPS, the turducken I ordered is late!"
13. "The Country Top 20's on, let's go listen."
14. "Welcome to Wal-Mart!"
15. "This is a stick-up!"

I could probably think of more but it's late. That was FUN!

What things will YOU never say?