June 28th, 2007

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Voice Post -- Trashy Ho Kicked Off MARTA

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“So I was just on the bus going up Peachtree & the driver had to kick this couple off, I don't know if they were really a couple or what, but it was this woman with like the worst potty mouth that I have heard in quite some time & it was like this super, super ghetto variation of the potty mouth like, you know Peaches? She kinda was talking like Peaches except, you know, in public & not ___ & you know ___ warning labels on. She starts going, "I feel threatened, I feel threatened, I feel threatened" really loud & then everyone keeps turning around like "oh, maybe this woman really is threatened" & then she's just there & she's like "I feel threatened. Don't you be looking at me like that" & then she just starts using a whole bunch of curse words that are like really, really explicit & then she starts talking about "you just want my pussy," etc., etc., & finally, when she said that the bus driver's like, "ok, you're getting off the bus. Here are 2 transfer tickets. I don't care where you go, a train, a bus, I don't care, just get off my bus." That's disgusting & they carried on as you'd expect but they did get off the bus with relatively little fuss. Ooh, that rhymes & we all thanked the driver like everyone was getting off the bus later saying, "Oh thank you, thank you, thank you" & this bus driver's very pleased with himself, so something went right on a motor(?) bus. Oh my god.”

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Voice Post: Pencils

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“The auto-transcription was totally off, so let's summarize this by saying my flight got massively delayed and I wound up reading this copy of (Jehovah's Witness mag) AWAKE, which included, for some reason, a history of the pencil. The pencil. I learned things I didn't know, but... but... Why?!”

Transcribed by: wiebke