May 1st, 2008

Thin, Exercise, Serious

Voice Post - Fire Alarm

Another rather amusing auto-transcription. But just to clarify, Santa is NOT outside my building and has NOT been arrested for arson.

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“Hey, so it's like 5:00 in the morning and I'm standing here at the corner of Forsythe and Whom Street and Santa is crossing my house and I'd been rudely awakened or I was awake and then I was rudely summoned out of bed by a fire alarm. You know this kind of thing doesn't really bother me because I don't know. I'm a night owl anyways but yeah. I'm out on the street and we're waiting for the fire truck to show up and they, they always do and stuff and there's like a cooking fire or something on the 3rd floor. I think but anyways. They're hanging out. The thing that intrigues me is how beautiful the city is like at night. Like at 5:00 in the morning. It's really nice. I think I should come out here every day like go for a walk. I mean I see the city out the window but the view is, is, is really a lot better and more magnificent and marvellous than I could imagine this time of night and whatever. I'm like standing around wearing like whatever actually. I mean look where I keep my clothes all over the floor on the bedroom so I just like stumbled around and grabbed shit. Gosh oh Amy where is the, I know I didn't go to bed till like 1:30. So you I'm pretty fresh.”

Auto-Transcribed Voice Post - spoken through SpinVox


UPDATE: It's 10 after 5, just got back to my place. The enormously noisy building fan just shut off the alarms have stopped. The fire was on the 3rd floor, my hallway two floors up smells like burnt beef. To bed.