December 11th, 2008

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Oh, Onion!

The Onion is getting even funnier, I swear. I have the mobile version bookmarked on my smartphone and check it out while waiting for MARTA etc. And their stories have been killing me lately.

Examples of the giggles:

Staten Island Historians Piece Together Genealogy Of Wu-Tang Clan
In what many are calling the most comprehensive study of its kind, Staten Island historians Robert Wilburn and Charles Tinsley have successfully traced the lines of the infamous Wu-Tang Clan all the way back to 1993 A.D.

Supreme Court Overturns Bush v. Gore
In an unexpected judicial turnaround, the Supreme Court this week reversed its 2000 ruling in the landmark case of Bush v. Gore, stripping George W. Bush of his earlier political victory, and declaring Albert Arnold Gore the 43rd president of the United States of America.

Moving To New City To Solve All Of Area Man's Problems
All of area resident Brian Shepard's problems, including his fear of commitment, lack of personal direction, and inability to learn from past failures, will be instantly solved this week when the 29-year-old packs up his belongings and moves to a new city.
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